Dawai Ko Pee Lia

Dr:Tabiat kesi hai ab?
Pathan: Pehle se ziada kharab hai.
Dr: dawai khali thi?
Pathn :khali nahi thi bhari hui thi.
Dr:I mean dawai le li thi?
Pathn :gi aap ne di thi tou mene le li thi.
Dr:Bewaqoof dawai peeli thi?
P :nahin gi-dawai lal thi.
Dr:Aby gadhe dawai ko pee lia tha?
P :nahin gi-peeliya tu mujhe tha.
Dr:ulu k pathay!
dawai ko khol k munh mein rakh lia tha?
P :nahi aap ne hi ne to kaha tha k fridge main rkhna!
Main theek tu ho jaun ga na"